The Blissett Herald – FML gameword newspaper

Another week is over in FML and its business as usual really, the rantings from newbie’s about not having there cups started and that no bugger is on to play..there’s 450 million managers on in Shearer gw..well i know what would do then pal!! Only kidding…just take it easy! Join the fun in the lobby…tune in at 12:11 for a usual insite into everyone’s finances..oh look at me ive got a massive daily profit and your all shit!! Well thanks that`ll make me sleep easy now you sad people! Why do we play this game? Because we are all aspiring Football managers? Is it in the blood that most Male Uk inhabaties just have to have some kind of football shoot up every day? Well it beat`s crack cocaine any day…apparently…and then theres the managers that comes on now and again just to check if his/her`s bank account has been boosted enough to be bothered to play at all, ah don’t worry i`ll be back in a couple of seasons by which time i`ll have 5-6 million in the bank and you can all sod off cos im going to be be the best…or there’s the manager who just hates the game! Did we force you to sign in tonight? No…its the drugs!! Get me to rehab!!